I feel that after a year of writing, it's time to set a few ground rules for this blog. They shouldn't be hard to follow, but it's time that they were put into writing instead of simply implied.
10 - Thou mayst read the words of thy Haus in anonymity.
9 - Thou mayst post comments, revealing thyself as a reader of the words of your Haus.
8 - Thou mayst comment directly to thy Haus, revealing thyself only to thy Haus and not the other readers.
7 - Thou mayst ask if thy Haus is referring to thyself within the words of your Haus.
6 - Thou mayst criticize the words of thy Haus, for thy Haus only cares that his readers are not offended by his words, but cares not if his opinion differs from that of the readers.
5 - Thou shalt fully read and comprehend the words of your Haus before seeking clarification from your Haus.
4 - Thou shalt not criticize The Bruin's Bear! That bear is awesome!
3 - Thou mayst utilize the words of your Haus on your own blog...direct citation is not required.
2 - Thou mayst follow thy Haus on Twitter (@PatrickSperlein) to see more of the musings of thy Haus.
1 - Thou shalt not stifle the creativity of your Haus!
There, now that we have that out there, I think I'll try (probably unsuccessfully) to go to bed.
Thus Sayeth Your Haus
