The rantings and ravings of someone who's had their brain bleached by prolonged residence in the Arizona desert.
The Protection of Saint Dogbert
30 September 2009
College Football - Week 5
This week sees our first bye week for a team, as Arizona does not play this week. So, there will be two bonus games to compensate.
Now, let the games begin!
Washington at Notre Dame
The Irish are coming off an exciting last minute win over Big-10 Purdue. The Huskies are coming off a disappointing loss to Stanford. Notre Dame Junior QB Jimmy Clausen is still suffering from Turf Toe. Washington Senior QB Jake Lockner is in good form, especially after leading his team to a win over Pac-10 powerhouse USC. This game will come down to how well the QBs play.
The Irish, in another close and exciting game, win another game at Notre Dame Stadium.
#15 Penn State at Illinois
Penn State faced their first loss of the season last week at the hands of Iowa. Illinois is being Illinios. Penn State will look to silence their critics by beating up on a Big-10 school. Of course, this game won't help much, as they are Illinios.
The Nitany Lions beat the Illini big on the road.
Air Force at Navy
The first meeting of two service academies of the year pits the powerful triple option of Air Force against the wishbone option of Navy. Navy managed to give Ohio State all they could handle. Air Force beat SDSU last weekend. Navy has won the Commander-in-Chief's Trophy for the past three seasons. As much as I'd like Air Force to pull this one out, I know better.
Navy continues it's resurgence in football and begins their quest for another C-in-C Trophy.
#8 Oklahoma at #17 Miami (FL)
Sooner Heisman Trophy winner and Junior QB Sam Bradford will still be out for this week's game at Miami. He did work out this week, but he also received a consultation from Dr. James Andrews (surgeon to athletes of all kinds). Miami is coming off an embarrassing loss to Virginia Tech. Miami is hungry to win this one and let America know that "The U" really is back.
The 'swagger' of "The U" overcomes the tenacity of the Sooners.
Last Week: 3-1 Season: 11-5
25 September 2009
How do you connect a BYU student to a shot of whiskey without violating the BYU Honor Code?
23 September 2009
College Football - Week 4
Penn State is looking for retribution. A loss at Iowa was the game that kept Penn State out of the BCS Title Game. Daryll Clark has played well, but still has room for improvement (especially as the Penn State O-Line improves). Iowa played well last week against Arizona, especially the defense stopping the running game of Arizona. Iowa has the defense to stall the Penn State offense, but I don't think that Iowa has the offense to score on the Penn State defense.
Nitany Lions begin the Big-10 season on the right note, avenging last year's loss.
The Irish roll over the Boilermakers on the road.
Last Week: 2-2 Season: 8-4
21 September 2009
What's better than one Perry? Two of them!
When talking about the best guitarists of the last 30 years, Joe Perry must be included in the discussion. His classic riffs have made Aerosmith one of the most recognizable bands in the world for over 30 years. Katy Perry was the up and coming artist of the summer of 2008, and has continued her success in 2009. Plus, she's pretty hot. Together, performed an impressive entrance number to kick off this year's MTV Video Music Awards. I liked the video, so I'm posting it. Yeah, not a lot of deep meaning in this post, just my favorite guitar player and a hot singer. This is one of those days that I'm really not hard to figure out at all.
Thus Sayeth Your Haus
18 September 2009
Drop the puck...
Thus Sayeth Your Haus
15 September 2009
College Football - Week 3
Now, on to this week.
Temple at #5 Penn State
Penn State has looked solid in their first two games. Senior QB Daryll Clark has lead this consistent and dangerous offense while the moniker "Linebacker U" has lived up to its defensive reputation. While Temple is an in-state rival, they're don't have anywhere near the same talent that Penn State has.
Penn State rolls over the Owls.
Michigan State at Notre Dame
The Irish return to the friendly confines of Notre Dame Stadium after losing a heartbreaker in The Big House. The offense had sparks of brilliance that were dimmed by moments or ineptitude. The Irish defense also played an aweful third quarter last week, which didn't help matters. If Notre Dame wants to overcome this talented Big-10 team, they will need a consistent defense, outstanding play from Clausen, and a solid running game to set up Jimmy. Of course, if they need any additional motivation, they can always look back to a recent Michigan State visit to South Bend.
Notre Dame defends the home field, in more ways than one, and beats the Spartans.
Arizona at Iowa
Arizona will be getting All-American Tight End Rob Gronkowski back in the line up this week after missing the first two games of the year with back problems. This is huge for an Arizona offense that has not been able to pass the ball effectively in their first two games (both wins), which has allowed defenses to focus on stuffing the run. Iowa is a talented Big-10 team that welcomes the challenge of playing a Pac-10 team during the season. With this game in Iowa City, they will think that they have a distinct advantage. I still like Arizona to pull out the upset on the road.
Arizona clips the Hawkeyes' wings in a close (and I mean close) game.
#18 Utah at Oregon
Oregon is trying to get back to being Oregon. They had high hopes coming into the season, even being one of four teams featured on the SI College Football Preview issue cover. But, after a loss at Boise State, the loss of their Senior RB Blount for the year due to suspension, and then a squeaker of a win over Purdue, the Ducks are looking to correct their course before they begin Pac-10 play. Unfortunately, they scheduled Utah. They are trying to become the BCS buster again and show that they are a superior team to their in-state rivals, #7 BYU. While Utah has played a relatively weak non-conference schedule, they are going to be ready when they travel to Autzen Stadium this weekend.
Utah puts the Ducks in a tailspin, wins big in Autzen.
Last Week: 3-1 Season: 6-2
08 September 2009
College Football - Week 2
A recap of Week 1 - The Haus went 3-1. This occured due to the unexpected departure of Sam Bradford from the BYU/OU game. A good game to watch, but the wrong outcome for my mood.
In a non-talked about game last week, Boise State defeated Oregon on the Smurf Turf in Boise. BSU controlled most of the game, yet did not fare well in the post-game impromptu boxing match. If you didn't see OU's (former) starting RB Blount take a sucker punch at a BSU player, than I'd point you to ESPN.com's video section. It's there. Good for Oregon for suspending this guy for the rest of the season. Blount's actions give the game of College Football a black eye.
Now, on to this weeks games.
#18 Notre Dame at Michigan
The Irish are coming off an impressive 35-0 will over Nevada. The Irish defense was able to contain the dangerous Colin Kapernick (sp?) and the Irish offense looked better than it has at any time over the past two years. Michigan spent their opening weekend with a typical FCS opponent (and this year managed not to get upset by them) in Western Michigan. Michigan has announced that their freshman phoenom Nate Forcier will start at QB. Notre Dame has announced that RB James Aldridge will sit after being injured against Nevada.
This boils down to one thing...this is a big rivalry for both schools. This is one of college football's oldest rivalries. These guys want to beat each other into a pulp, and then keep beating them.
The Irish will 'Rise and Strike', pulling out a 'Victory' (see above video) in the Big House and avenging the defeats of the past two years.
Northern Arizona at Arizona
This is Arizona's yearly FCS opponent. While NAU should not be overlooked, this game will not be nearly as close as last weeks game was against Central Michigan. Newly minted Arizona Sophmore QB Matt Scott looked good in the pocket, but has work to do on the move. Also, Scott needs to learn to slide feet first. Arizona's defense looked like it was in midseason form. Any improvement on last weeks effort will be warmly received, especially as the Pac-10 season draws near.
Arizona sends the Lumberjacks north emptyhanded.
Syracuse at #7 Penn State
The Nittany Lions rolled the 'Mightly Zips' of Akron, earning Senior QB Daryll Clark Big-10 Offensive Player of the Week honors. Syracuse had a close game with Minnessota, coming up just short behind the valiant effort of former Duke Basketball player Greg Paulus.
Linebacker U. gives the Dukie trouble all...day...long, and wins in a game that's over by the end of the 3rd quarter.
And, a 'for the fun of it' pick (this way I have four games each week)
UCLA at Tennessee
UCLA beat SDSU at the Rose Bowl, despite the impending fires throughout Los Angeles. Tennesse beat up on Western Kentucky. UCLA plays a team with a shot at an upset, Tennessee rings in the Lane Kiffin era with a cupcake. And, as I recall, UCLA found a way to beat Tennessee last year at the Rose Bowl (a nice way to ring in the Rick Neuheisel era). The Vols are favored by 8 in what will be a closely played matchup.
UCLA finds a way to pull the upset over Tennessee in Lane's first real NCAA test.
Last Week: 3-1 Season: 3-1